Pelle and Herr Johannes Johann have tea in the Athens hotel room.
(Adopted Herr Johann in Vienna)
(Adopted Herr Johann in Vienna)

빨개벅구 망처나서!
HERR JOHANN! NO!
(he consumed about 30€ in minibar items that could've been purchased for 7€ at the market down the street.)
참내.
Something about exquisite patisseries makes the world seem perfect for a moment
- oh, wretched ephemeral race -
- oh, wretched ephemeral race -
That little white speck in the lower right corner is Pelle in his toga looking at the exhibit.
Herr Johann at the Parthenon
The Birth of Tragedy!
Herr Johann and Pelle kept nagging for whoppers and popcorn. They were disappointed to learn the Theatre of Dionysus did not have a concession stand.
Herr Johann and Pelle kept nagging for whoppers and popcorn. They were disappointed to learn the Theatre of Dionysus did not have a concession stand.
Apollo is so hot.
...as is Aphrodite.
I wonder if the Greco Romans were pressured to chisel cellulite from the same controversy surrounding contemporary airbrushing of models as promoting poor body image and eating disorders.
I wonder if the Greco Romans were pressured to chisel cellulite from the same controversy surrounding contemporary airbrushing of models as promoting poor body image and eating disorders.
Greek kitty watching the fort
psst..catnip. catnip
psst..catnip. catnip
?!

Don't these look like the tops of giant pineapples a t-rex or giant ate?
(trail up Lycabettus Hill)

Don't these look like American dog poo?
(Greek dog poo near Lycabettus Hill)
Pelle having a glass of wine at a bar in Plaka.
The colorful bottles are all home brewed liquor and gave the place a carnival feel
The colorful bottles are all home brewed liquor and gave the place a carnival feel
dine and deutsche.
(On the right are the German flash cards we carried around all through Greece as part of an effort to improve communication with Herr Johann as we think his misbehavior may be rooted in simple misunderstanding.)
(On the right are the German flash cards we carried around all through Greece as part of an effort to improve communication with Herr Johann as we think his misbehavior may be rooted in simple misunderstanding.)

I will tell the secret to you,
to you, only to you.
Come closer. This song
is a cry for help: Help me!
Only you, only you can,
you are unique
at last. Alas
it is a boring song
but it works every time.