With my teeth clenched, I whispered sternly to him,
"This is why we can't go to nice places!" Then I furiously mumbled things in German.
"This is why we can't go to nice places!" Then I furiously mumbled things in German.

The waiter asked me (in an Austrian accent), "Would you like me to take your photo with the t-rex?"
ICH HABE HUNGER!!!
Pelle got a new jingle-bell collar. He doesn't like it, but he can't take it off because his arms are too short.
(just spent about 2 hours in McDonalds bc it has wifi)