t-rex tragedies
bubonic plague vs. sore throat 09/30/2009
 "...many paleontologists have speculated that the holes in Sue's jaw were caused by bite marks that were a product of Sue's rampaging lifestyle. T. rexes were among the largest meat-eaters on Earth during their reign in the Cretaceous period 144 million years ago. They had to eat a lot, and often, to support their enormous bodies..." (full article)   eating people near the Bubonic Plague monument  obstreperous (injured) centaur in front of Cafe Sacher...(wait for it)...  ...Sacher Torte & latte #3!  when waiters see us they say, "d-ee-no!"  Pelle's Austrian diet also includes Figlmüller schnitzel  ...and frolicking   ...and ending on a depressing note with this "backstage" busker. does this image make anyone else want to cry? (pelle raises tiny arm)  rub-a-dub-dub-T-REX-IN-THE-TUB!! 09/28/2009
 Pelle had a bath today. His eyes are naturally bloodshot so it's difficult to tell if soap got in them.   Retainer homage to the annihilation of dinosaurs by lava. Write your congressman to campaign against volcanoes. NEVER FORGET!   Re-reading, "The Odyssey" in preparation for Greece in a couple weeks. Pelle's favorite part is when Odysseus kills everything. x 2:    Mommy & Ahpa, if you are reading this, I wish you were here to buy me things.  With my teeth clenched, I whispered sternly to him, "This is why we can't go to nice places!" Then I furiously mumbled things in German.  The waiter asked me (in an Austrian accent), "Would you like me to take your photo with the t-rex?"  ICH HABE HUNGER!!!  Pelle got a new jingle-bell collar. He doesn't like it, but he can't take it off because his arms are too short.  (just spent about 2 hours in McDonalds bc it has wifi) today i only ate t-rex shaped food 09/22/2009
t-rex cookie-cutter riding a turtle:   Pelle tried to stop me from eating t-rex eggs and avocado. He didn't understand that they weren't real t-rexes.  He couldn't watch. (the sound he made was phonetically kind of like this: eRAWR!)  mango t-rex tail dipped in yogurt t-rex head. (pecan and walnut t-rex poo)    salmon is surprisingly very difficult to cut with a cookie cutter.  Pineapple > T-rex > Oyster 09/17/2009
 "Paleontologists said Thursday that they had discovered what amounted to a miniature prototype of Tyrannosaurus rex...Raptorex, like T. rex, would have killed animals with its teeth and jaws..." ( full article) duh.  Pelle is about 4.5 " x 7" and holds a blueberry with both forelimbs.   t-rex and garrett discussing nietzsche 09/16/2009
  how could you say no to that face?  there are about five disparities (click image for answer key) |
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